meri life kaise kharab chalegi jiski life me sab kuch ho

Bathrum ghisne ke liye sweeper jadu is a sweeper jadu is a sweeper

gOoOod mrning
have a gf wala sunday

Ab main samjha tere rukhsaar pe til ka matlab..
Daulate husn pe darbaan bitha rakha hai

Jazbate dil bayaan kare ap
Ap to Indagiye masroofat guzar rahe hai.. Hum kaaylo pe b Kabi nazre karam barsa de

Kamene itni sakht Urdu bolunga k bounce hogi

To ap yaha hai janab?
Mere hosh fakhta ho gaye apko yaha dekh ker
Goya apko to masjid me hona chahye tha janabe aali

Kyun re teko bta ke nahane jaungi kya

Kamene Tum kaha ho..

Tu shaikh chilli hai 0ye shekhi na baghar bada aya nahane wala kis se nahata hai washing powder nirma se

Saaf hai wo kaise

Mein paan nahi khati icecream khati hun acha tavi tere dant itne sade huye hai

Shadi to mein v nahh karne wali tujhse bas tere naam ki supari de dungi

Ramzan mubarak

Le sach bol diya to me behuda ho gya

SaaLe me nahi dhundta jaa

Londiyaa miL gyi to gayab ho gya ..ab chatna uss soLa saal wali ko

Kyu.. whatsapp ke alqwa or kahi nahi kya o ?

Mat bta mat bta

Ishaq wali bachi kitna b chupa le saamne aa hi jaaegi ek din

SaaLe woi soLa saaL waali jo pTaai hai tune .. kaha ki h bol na

Sala kbi to acha bola kr be

Chal suna teri item kaha mili thi tujhe ye wali ?

Kya bak raha h ye waali wo waali..

Saale ek hi to thi . Uski b shaadi ho gyi