patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo ne itna kyon
mara?
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair
ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai….

Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum
mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge?
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf sukh dukh main saath
dene ka vaada kiya tha.motape me nhi

Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek
kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum
dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se
jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge
akhbaar main.

Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura
anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat
college me he to hui thi.

Patni:-sharab peene ke baad kya tumhe mera
naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata
hoon,meri jaan.

Old Generation Said 'ABSENCE' Makes HEART Grow FONDER' But In Modern Generation 'ABSENCE Makes The HEART LOOK For ANOTHER... , good morning

plz plz plz

plz bar kro plz

bolo bat kro plz

bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo b......

bolo b

ese rhna glt bat he

mene use bs ye btana thaki me jodhpur se hi hu. Wo man ni ra tha. To mene bk dia .
Sorru sorru sorru sorru

Manzilo Se Apni Door N Jana
Raste Ki Paresanio Se Tut N Jana
Jb b Zrurat Ho Zindagi Me Kisi Apne Ki
Hm Apke Apne H Ye Bhul N Jana

Before marriage : Roses are red , sky is blue , O my darling ! I love you.... After Marriage : Roses are dead , I have flu , dont t come near me , good morning

w8ing is golden , it's a a bliss n a curse at d same time.
Originl thought

Heart change,i know they do..but this heart always belong to u...heart hurts, i know they do..but this heart hurts more without u...... , good morning

Hi karan bro good evening , this is jimy , i lost my old id , add me in this id , take care keep smilling