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xnirx
11 سنة

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A fool may be known by six things

anger without cause

speech without profit

change without progress

enquiry without object

putting trust in a stranger

mistaking foes for friends

DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity

A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty

Wish u an optimistic life

♥GOOD NIGHT♥

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xnirx
11 سنة

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In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
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So the science teacher asked the
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Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
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Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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xnirx
11 سنة

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD NIGHT WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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shyangel12
11 سنة

Once in the dream of a night I stood
Lone in the light of a magical wood,
Soul-deep in visions that poppy-like sprang;

And spirits of Truth were the birds that sang,
And spirits of Love were the stars that glowed,
And spirits of Peace were the streams that flowed

In that magical wood in the land of sleep.

مركز تحميل الصورمركز تحميل الصورمركز تحميل الصورمركز تحميل الصور

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