A professor was travelling by boat,on their way he
asked the sailor
PROFESSOR:'Do u know Biology?
SAILOR:no
PROFESSOR:Ecology?
SAILOR:no
PROFESSOR:Zoology?
Embryology?
SAILOR:no
Epidemology?
'NO' said the sailor.
Prof got angry and said 'what the hell do u know? You will die of illetracy' One hour later the boat started sinking.The
sailor looked at the professor and said' Do u knw Swiminology and Escapeologyfrom Sharkology?
'NO' said the Professor Well dat means
Crocodileology will eat your Headology and u will Dieologywith your Knowledgeology because of your badmouthology.. .Lols

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