╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮ 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND SMILE Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy ...So always keep smiling... good night
╰☆╮♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥╰☆╮ '!••► we all beautiful ◄••! For we’re all God’s wonderful creature...!! He made some big and some small, Some are young and some are old, Some are white and some are black, Some are short and some are tall, No matter where you come from too, Whatever the colour of your hair and eyes, Or the shape of your head and nose, God made it so and we are all beautiful...! We’re made in God’s image- that’s cool...!! Whichever language you do speak, It doesn’t even matter what you look like, God loves you for... ••► we are all beautiful ◄••’!!!
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Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate.. From sadness, we appreciate happiness… From mistakes, we appreciate experience…. From friends, we appreciate laughter… From love, we appreciate companionship…. From Faith, we appreciate God..and From all the above, we appreciate growth...
╰♡╮ ☆。◕‿◕。。◕‿◕。☆ ╰♡╮ In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive.
Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.