xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮
:hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee:
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:rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
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:rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
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:rofl:SMILE:rofl:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
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:rofl:YAWN:rofl:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
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:rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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:rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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:rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
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:rofl:BOSS:rofl:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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:rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
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:rofl:DOCTOR:rofl:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
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:hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee:
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╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮
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xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000]Don't worry about hard times,
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
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Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.
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Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.
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So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake:rofl:
Though they may seem difficult:hee:
face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
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DesiComments DesiComments Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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╰♡╮:dance2:☆:heart:☆:dance2:╰♡╮
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
╰★╮☆♥[img]http://favim.com/orig/201105/10/abstract-art-background-basket-brick-collecting-Favim.com-39223.jpg[/img]♥☆╰★╮
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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
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In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.
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Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.
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Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.:rofl:
so, ZZZZZzzzzzz:sleeping::hee:
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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
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╰★╮☆♥[img]http://s2.favim.com/orig/34/bed-night-sleep-sweet-dreams-Favim.com-271851.jpg[/img]♥☆╰★╮
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮
Four candles were talking to each other
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1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...
♥♥[img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book106.gif[/img][img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book101.gif[/img]♥♥
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Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live..
...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
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...S W E E T[img]http://www.magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Goodnight/goodnight12.jpg[/img]D R E A M E S...
╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
never forget, how special you are.
☆ ☆ ☆[img]http://www.images22.com/pics/04/magical-dreams.gif[/img]☆ ☆ ☆
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May your heart be happy, may your days be bright,
may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light,
may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars,
may you never forget, how special you are.
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May you go the places in life that you desire to go.
Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right,
then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve.
You have to have belief in who you are,
because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world.
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Remember that you arent perfect,
and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road,
and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual.
Never lose sight of your dreams,
and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life
you will become who you aspire to become eventually!
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☆ ☆ ☆[img]http://www.images22.com/pics/04/good-evening-my-friend2.jpg[/img]☆ ☆ ☆
never forget, how special you are.
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
•?°·._.•••°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤°•••._.·°؟•
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υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ...... [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18]
ғreedoм ғroм нaтe and ғreedoм oғ love
ғreedoм oғ вelow and ғreedoм oғ aвove.
ғreedoм ғroм war and ғreedoм oғ peace
ғreedoм тo вegιn and ғreedoм тo ceaѕe.
ғreedoм ғroм ѕιcĸneѕѕ and ғreedoм oғ нealтн
ғreedoм ғroм poverтy and мιѕнandled wealтн.
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ғreedoм ғroм нυnger and ғreedoм ғroм paιn
ғreedoм ғroм loѕѕ and ѕo ғreedoм ғroм gaιn.
ғreedoм тo тнιnĸ and ғreedoм тo ĸnow
ғreedoм тo acнιeve and ғreedoм тo grow.
ғreedoм ғroм вondage and ғreedoм oғ lιвeraтιon
ғreedoм ғroм ιgnorance and any υnĸnown ѕιтυaтιon.
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ғreedoм тo coмe and ғreedoм тo leave
ғreedoм тo ѕтay and ғreedoм тo conceιve.
ғreedoм ғroм ғaιlυre and ғreedoм oғ ѕυcceѕѕ
ғreedoм ғroм denιal and ғreedoм oғ acceѕѕ.
ғreedoм ғroм ιllυѕιon and ғreedoм oғ realιтy
ғreedoм тo вecoмe wнaт we are ιn acтυalιтy.
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ғreedoм тo lιve and ғreedoм тo dιe
ғreedoм тo laυgн and ғreedoм тo cry.
ғreedoм тo ѕpeaĸ and ғreedoм тo lιѕтen
ғreedoм тo acт вaѕed on a wιѕe decιѕιon.
ғreedoм ғroм wrong and ғreedoм вeιng rιgнт
ғreedoм oғ тнe day and ғreedoм oғ тнe nιgнт.
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υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ eтernal and ιnғιnιтe вlιѕѕ
we ѕнoυld all тнereғore вe aвle тo realιѕe тнιѕ......
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•?°·._.•••°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤°•••._.·°؟•
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xnirx 12 years ago [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18]
└★┘└♥♥┘┌★┐:heart:┌★┐└♥♥┘└★┘
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'When two people first meet,
they can only have a
very ordinary kind of friendship.
But when you begin to understand each other,
when you get close to them,
you discover that you're
suddenly eager to know him or her even better.''
:)└♥[img]http://i.myniceprofile.com/68/6874.gif[/img][img]http://isanam.com/scraps/roses/rose-scraps-5.jpg[/img]♥┘:)
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'Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.'
:)└★[img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/friendship-scraps/friendship-1.jpg[/img][img]http://isanam.com/scraps/roses/rose-scraps-10.gif[/img]★┘:)
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'A lot of the powerful religious leaders,
from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks,
they're really talking about the same things:
love and acceptable, and the value of friendship,
and respecting yourself...
so you can respect others.'
:)└♥[img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/friendship-scraps/friendship-5.jpg[/img][img]http://isanam.com/scraps/roses/rose-scraps-11.jpg[/img]♥┘:)
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'Strike to have friends,
for life without friends is..
like life on a desert island...
to find one real friend
in a lifetime is good fortune;
to keep him/her is a blessing.'
:)└★[img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/friendship-scraps/friendship-13.jpg[/img][img]http://isanam.com/scraps/roses/rose-scraps-39.jpg[/img]★┘:)
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'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion
for the moment that we're not alone???'
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:sleeping::rofl::sun::p:sleeping:
└★┘└♥♥┘┌★┐:heart:┌★┐└♥♥┘└★┘
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
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One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
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One life can make a difference,
You see, it’s up to you!:)
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HEALTH MESSAGE:
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run, does nothing…
:dance:yet lives for 450 years:dance2:
AND PEOPLE TELL ME TO EXERCISE!
:hot::hmm::@:mad:
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★·.·´¯`·.·★[img]http://01.54.img98.net/out.php/i491513_000m01aatcn-6.jpg[/img]★·.·´¯`·.·★
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
★·.·´¯`·.·★:heart::heart:★·.·´¯`·.·★
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[img]http://01.54.img98.net/out.php/i490804_1234.gif[/img][img]http://01.54.img98.net/out.php/i490803_214855-xcitefun-eid-mubarak.gif[/img][img]http://01.54.img98.net/out.php/i490804_1234.gif[/img]
Bakra Eid Special
:hee: (Wanted):rofl:
“Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
TU
Dobara Mangne Mat Ana”
:p:p:p:p:p:p
:hee: (Bodyguard):rofl:
“Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”
:p:p:p:p:p:p
:hee: (Dabbang):rofl:
“Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne”
:p:p:p:p:p:p
:p:hee:[img]http://01.54.img98.net/out.php/i490808_305675-xcitefun-bakra-eid-sms.jpg[/img]:rofl::p
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Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you:)
Sending warm wishes across the miles...
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Just to let you know
how much you are missed on 'EID Day'...
Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.:thumb:
:dance:May this Eid day be wonderful for you n ur famiLy:)
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★·.·´¯`·.·★:heart::heart:★·.·´¯`·.·★
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xnirx 11 years ago