OwnSkin

flyingme 11 years ago
[size=18]"M" is for the million things she gave me,[/size] [size=18]"O" means only that she's growing old,[/size] [size=18]"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,[/size] [size=18]"H" is for her heart of purest gold,[/size] [size=18]"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,[/size] [size=18]"R" means right, and right she'll always be.[/size]

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :o'SERVANT's ASS WON'.:mad: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :hee:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :mad:The king fainted.:hmm: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10. Next day paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :spin:"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] This was too much,:hot: KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next Headlines: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :(The king died next day!:( [/b][/size][/color][color=#cccc00][size=18] (●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃) [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :p:pKeep [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/88/a3e888443ea7c8cf989dc886e2946a8b.jpg[/img] Smling:hee::rofl: ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color]