To sign my guestbook, you need to signin first.
xnirx 11 years ago
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What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/31/a175c06db9bed466531bf9136bd8abb0.gif[/img],★*”*★,
[/size][/color][color=#c20000]The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
,★*”*★,[img]http://j6.tagstat.com/image04/8/d1e8/000r053Cd7E.jpg[/img],★*”*★,
[/b][/size][/color][color=#d09537]We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.123friendster.com/en/friendship/385.gif[/img],★*”*★,
[/size][/color][color=#c20000]We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.:P
,★*”*★,[img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/04/88719/887191.jpg[/img],★*”*★,
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:hee:If you understand,
say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?:o
,★*”*★,[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mNGU0hWSic8/TMk2yAljSpI/AAAAAAAAAIY/QOir_ZPUwj0/s1600/Funny4.gif[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tnitZAdI8Xc/T8IwJgwoXnI/AAAAAAAABG0/Jnq9Y3c3ZRM/s1600/funnypicturescraps.blogspot.com.gif[/img],★*”*★,
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:hee::rofl:Understand!:hee::rofl:
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xnirx 11 years ago
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:hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee:
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:rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
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:rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
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:rofl:SMILE:rofl:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
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:rofl:YAWN:rofl:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
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:rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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:rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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:rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
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:rofl:BOSS:rofl:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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:rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
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:rofl:DOCTOR:rofl:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
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:hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee:
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╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮
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