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xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :o'SERVANT's ASS WON'.:mad: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :hee:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :mad:The king fainted.:hmm: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10. Next day paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :spin:"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] This was too much,:hot: KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next Headlines: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :(The king died next day!:( [/b][/size][/color][color=#cccc00][size=18] (●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃) [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :p:pKeep [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/88/a3e888443ea7c8cf989dc886e2946a8b.jpg[/img] Smling:hee::rofl: ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] --(●̮̮̃•̃)☆:heart:☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] If all the humans start respecting Mother hope their will be peace on earth. Stop all dirty acts of Religion. Adopt respecting Mother Religion. Mother will teach us to serve... [b][color=#c20000][size=18] So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots:hmm: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] to love the real Religion that is Mother’s love...:) [img]http://s11.postimage.org/da3x8fj0f/tumblr_mjkjq9vfys1qg90uno1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://s9.postimage.org/6potu3ucr/tumblr_mjizrpo9_Dk1qj4rzvo1_1280.jpg[/img] [img]http://s2.postimage.org/ho8cvb0np/tumblr_mjg7jh9lc_F1qbgnguo1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://s12.postimage.org/wruwdhyrt/tumblr_mjetovn_Cn_G1s0tyxmo1_500.jpg[/img] happy night...keep smiling. [img]http://s24.postimage.org/75lx1b95t/tumblr_mjogr0_Nn_Ak1s1grv7o1_500.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] --(●̮̮̃•̃)☆:heart:☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[color=#0000aa][size=18] ★,*”*,*”*,☆:heart:☆,*”*,*”*,★ [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :hee:Before Marriage:$ [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :mad:[img]http://www.punjabigraphics.com/images/1/guy-drowning.jpg[/img]:heart: He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He: ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! [/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :hee:After marriage:spin: :p [img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/What-A-timing....jpg[/img] :p [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18]:hee::pNow simply read from bottom to top:p:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :hmm:[img]http://funny.piz18.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Every-time-a-girlfriend-calls-me-to-tell-me-her-problems.gif[/img]:p Where r u? what r u doing? R u busy? How much busy? Ltl or more?If ltl, Y dont u call me? If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this? Dont smile:hot: call me immediately:rofl: [img]http://www.punjabigraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/good-night-friends4.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ★,*”*,*”*,☆:heart:☆,*”*,*”*,★ [/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] (¯`°.:sun:good morning:sun:.°´¯) [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] My heart is so small it’s almost invisible. How can You place such big sorrows in it? “Look,” She answered, “your eyes are even smaller, yet they behold the world.” [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/03/227910/2279101.gif[/img] [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] friendship is a package of feelings. Nobody can make it. Nobody can break it. Nobody can explain it. Only u & me can feel it…:note: [img]http://i7.tagstat.com/image07/3/c9ec/01p90548YDI.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] (¯`°.:sun:good morning:sun:.°´¯) [/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you’ll have the sweetest dream tonight… + /\ + “____//\\____”+* “*\\ good //*” // Night \\”+” +”"”\\//”"*”+ ¤\/ ¤. * :sleeping:Have sweetest dreamz:heart: