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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! :hee:[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470289_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-15.jpg[/img]:rofl: 90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! :hee:[img]http://www.desicomments.com/funnypics/funnydog75.jpg[/img]:hee: Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".. :spin: :hee:[img]http://friends18.com/img/baby-pictures/0430.jpg[/img]:spin: After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470290_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-17.jpg[/img]:rofl:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Your-Wife-Wana-Kill-You.jpg[/img] Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age :D [img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_2.jpeg[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_3.gif[/img] Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting:,( this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl: :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---╰♡╮╰♡╮:heart:╰♡╮╰♡╮--- [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD:) [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] ♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467133_544991-393816260655105-20050-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467103_part-003.jpeg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#ffffff][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467138_600070-393895763980488-55989-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467102_part-004.jpeg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#cccc00][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467137_12235400-happy-children-pround.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467098_263753-225615764139043-151love.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#f0a2eb][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467143_282591-149652931779059-13opose.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467089_1047444-vb.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#705b31][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467129_318164-140120829451483-49392-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467131_398267-438138006198352-83392-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467142_old-couple-in-love.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] ♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467152_loving-mother-sleeping-bher-1.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467153_mother-looking-love-paa3her-2.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467155_mother-s-love-k0015970moher-4.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] So,value them n enlighten ur life... HavE LoveLy tYm:) [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---╰♡╮╰♡╮:heart:╰♡╮╰♡╮--- [/b][/size][/color]