maxpayne66 12 years ago send me the link :D so i can download it ..
xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
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my some frns(boys):hee: are continuously blaming me:$
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends):,(
but you know, its not true:mad:
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys):hee::rofl:
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Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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:thumb:Your last name stays put.:)
:thumb:The garage is all yours.:hee:
:thumb:Wedding plans take care of themselves.:rofl:
:thumb:Chocolate is just another snack.:spin:
:thumb:BUT you can never be pregnant.:rofl:
:thumb:You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.:hee:
:thumb:Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.:P
:thumb:The world is your urinal.:p
:thumb:Same work, more pay.:money:
:thumb: People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.:$
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:thumb:New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.:rofl:
:thumb: Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.:spin:
:thumb:You know stuff about tanks.:hee:
:thumb:A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.:P
:thumb:You can open all your own jars.:rofl:
:thumb:If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.:spin:
:thumb:You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.:hee:
:thumb: One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.:smile:
:thumb:You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.:P
:thumb:You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.:spin:
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:thumb:No wonder men are happier.:thumb:
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:rofl::shy2: Lastly a small bad news:shy2::rofl:
:rofl:women can handle you easily to their own strange way:rofl:
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maxpayne66 12 years ago Sexy Lady :o ?? What ya saying :p :p
xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
═╰♡╮☆☆:heart:☆☆╰♡╮═
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Love has one law...
” Make the person happy whom u love”
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In the same way friendship has one law...
“Never make ur friend feel alone until u r alive…”
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:note:GOOD NIHGT:note:
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═╰♡╮☆☆:heart:☆☆╰♡╮═
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
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What a Kiss means.. :hee::rofl:
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actually read the whole thing cause its nice!:shy2:
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+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
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What the gesture means…
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+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
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–ADVICE!–
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+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.:tappingfoot::rofl:
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:p:shy2::rofl::$:hee:
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+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you’re definitely in Love...:hee::P
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GOOD NYT:note:
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮
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When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/fathers-day/fathers-day-18.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/719.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/mothers-day/mothers-day-7.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2883.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/sisters/sister-4.jpg[/img]:heart:
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LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city…
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LOVE is all around us...[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i478388_yamata-no-orochi-medium.jpg[/img]:heart:
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LOVE is actually how much we 'CARE' [img]http://img.dolaza.com/2/couples/couples2.gif[/img] EACH OTHER...:adore:
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:note:GUT EVENING:note:
╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
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A famous inspirational speaker said:
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“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
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:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/I-cant-see-you-be-ruined.jpg[/img]:p[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/sport/judo-karate/funny_judo_karate_picture_11.jpg[/img]:hee::spin:
:o[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_14.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_11.jpg[/img]:$
:hee::rofl::hee::p:rofl::hee::rofl::hee:
:hee: don’t copy if u can’t paste:hee:
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Many wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.
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-----GOOD EVENING-----
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