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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- A famous inspirational speaker said: [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! :hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Awesome-Couple.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_17.jpg[/img]:rofl: :hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/I-cant-see-you-be-ruined.jpg[/img]:p[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/sport/judo-karate/funny_judo_karate_picture_11.jpg[/img]:hee::spin: :o[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_14.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_11.jpg[/img]:$ :hee::rofl::hee::p:rofl::hee::rofl::hee: :hee: don’t copy if u can’t paste:hee: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] Many wars have been avoided With the little spread of message loaded Smile plays miracle when air is hot The result is shown without war being fought. [img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley113.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley30.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley34.gif[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] -----GOOD EVENING----- ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- [/b][/size][/color]