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xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ｡♥☆*‿*☆❤:heart:❤★*‿*★♥｡ [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] [img]http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb111/nurhid/love_birds_zps6eada3f7.jpg[/img] Image Hosting GIRL’S VERSION-..[/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..:rofl: Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..:hee: Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!:L Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…:( [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] [img]http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab243/lcorbett310/lovepower_zps20f307a9.jpg[/img] BOY’S VERSION-..[/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..:mad: Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..:hee: Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her:( Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..:mad: ‘n she turned to find me…:shy2: ‘n We smiled..:) [/size][/color][color=#f0a2eb][size=18] Sometimes, someone says something really small and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart!:spin: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] [img]http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy243/vrkm2003/happy-evening.jpg[/img]GOOD EVENING..Photo Sharing HAVE LOVELY TIME..:) [b][color=#c20000][size=24] ｡♥☆*‿*☆❤:heart:❤★*‿*★♥｡

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:rofl:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] I am the best, & I can prove it:$:hee: I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... :hee:I am the best:dance2: [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee::hee: [img]http://uppix.com/f-Funny450e91bc30011c76f.gif[/img] :p:p [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/5678abd92631ecef0162fc7e05164ad3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/02/223339/2233391.jpg[/img] :hee::hee: [img]http://i5.tagstat.com/image07/d/a33a/00zq055jqcW.gif[/img] :p:p :$Qualities a friend must have:$ :love:Cute as crocodile:love: :love:Smart as donkey:love: :love:Active as turtle:love: :love:Fit as hippo:love: :love:Matured as monkey:love: :love:Sincerity like dog:love: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :heart:No doubt you are my best friend:dance2: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000] ☆*:smile:[img]http://s14.postimage.org/nt5w213lp/touch_my_cake.jpg[/img]:smile:*☆ :hmm::rofl:English is a crazy language:hot::hee: :@ LETS FACE IT:rofl: There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads, which aren’t sweet,are meat.:spin: If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?:spin: we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?:spin: How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.:spin: Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled, ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?:spin: English was invented by people,not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course,isn’t a race at all). That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible, but when the lights are out,they are invisible.:rofl: Life is too short to be serious…:hmm: :hee:laugh as much as you can:smile::rofl: ☆*:smile:[img]http://s1.postimage.org/i3ki3id3f/smiling.jpg[/img]:smile:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
☆*:smile:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:smile:*☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00] What can be said in New rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? ,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/31/a175c06db9bed466531bf9136bd8abb0.gif[/img],★*”*★, [/size][/color][color=#c20000]The new come, the old go, We know we dream, we dream we know. ,★*”*★,[img]http://j6.tagstat.com/image04/8/d1e8/000r053Cd7E.jpg[/img],★*”*★, [/b][/size][/color][color=#d09537]We rise up laughing with the light, We lie down weeping with the night. ,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.123friendster.com/en/friendship/385.gif[/img],★*”*★, [/size][/color][color=#c20000]We hug the world until it stings, We curse it then and sigh for wings.:P ,★*”*★,[img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/04/88719/887191.jpg[/img],★*”*★, [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0] :hee:If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand?:o ,★*”*★,[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mNGU0hWSic8/TMk2yAljSpI/AAAAAAAAAIY/QOir_ZPUwj0/s1600/Funny4.gif[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tnitZAdI8Xc/T8IwJgwoXnI/AAAAAAAABG0/Jnq9Y3c3ZRM/s1600/funnypicturescraps.blogspot.com.gif[/img],★*”*★, [/size][/color][color=#c20000] :hee::rofl:Understand!:hee::rofl: ☆*:smile:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:smile:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ :hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] :rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. [/b][/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :rofl:SMILE:rofl: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:YAWN:rofl: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. [/b][/size][/color][color=#ffc602][size=18] :rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl: The name men give to their mistakes. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. [/b][/size][/color][color=#d8d3bc][size=18] :rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:BOSS:rofl: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DOCTOR:rofl: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]