xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
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my some frns(boys):hee: are continuously blaming me:$
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends):,(
but you know, its not true:mad:
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys):hee::rofl:
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Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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:thumb:Your last name stays put.:)
:thumb:The garage is all yours.:hee:
:thumb:Wedding plans take care of themselves.:rofl:
:thumb:Chocolate is just another snack.:spin:
:thumb:BUT you can never be pregnant.:rofl:
:thumb:You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.:hee:
:thumb:Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.:P
:thumb:The world is your urinal.:p
:thumb:Same work, more pay.:money:
:thumb: People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.:$
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:thumb:New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.:rofl:
:thumb: Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.:spin:
:thumb:You know stuff about tanks.:hee:
:thumb:A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.:P
:thumb:You can open all your own jars.:rofl:
:thumb:If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.:spin:
:thumb:You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.:hee:
:thumb: One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.:smile:
:thumb:You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.:P
:thumb:You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.:spin:
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:thumb:No wonder men are happier.:thumb:
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:rofl::shy2: Lastly a small bad news:shy2::rofl:
:rofl:women can handle you easily to their own strange way:rofl:
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xnirx 12 years ago
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═╰♡╮╰★╮.:heart:.╰♡╮╰★╮═
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Take Love and Loyalty,
mix thoroughly with Faith
blend with Tenderness , Forgiveness,
and Understanding.
Add Hope , Friendship and abundant Laughter:smile:
Top freely with Smiles and Consideration for others .
Bake with Smooth Moon Light ,
serve daily in Generous Helping...:thumb:
★* *★[img]http://im14.gulfup.com/qDU51.gif[/img]★* *★
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Real affection is
when
after a fight
u decide not
to talk
&
still u check
your mobile
for a message
or a missed call!
that’s the innocence
of true relationship…….:)
★* *★[img]http://im26.gulfup.com/244n1.jpg[/img]★* *★
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:note:GOOD NIGHT:sleeping:
═╰❤╮ ƸӜƷ ๑:heart:๑ ƸӜƷ ╰❤╮═
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
═╰♡╮☆☆:heart:☆☆╰♡╮═
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Love has one law...
” Make the person happy whom u love”
[img]http://friends18.com/img/love-pictures/0595.jpg[/img][img]http://friends18.com/img/love-pictures/0596.jpg[/img][img]http://friends18.com/img/love-pictures/0598.jpg[/img]
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In the same way friendship has one law...
“Never make ur friend feel alone until u r alive…”
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:note:GOOD EVENING:note:
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═╰♡╮☆☆:heart:☆☆╰♡╮═
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
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What a Kiss means.. :hee::rofl:
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actually read the whole thing cause its nice!:shy2:
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+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
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What the gesture means…
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+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
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–ADVICE!–
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+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.:tappingfoot::rofl:
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:p:shy2::rofl::$:hee:
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+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you’re definitely in Love...:hee::P
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GOOD NYT:note:
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮
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When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/fathers-day/fathers-day-18.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/719.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/mothers-day/mothers-day-7.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2883.jpg[/img]:heart:
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When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time;
That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/sisters/sister-4.jpg[/img]:heart:
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LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city…
[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i478384_yamata-no-orochi-quotes-edium.jpg[/img]:heart:
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LOVE is all around us...[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i478388_yamata-no-orochi-medium.jpg[/img]:heart:
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LOVE is actually how much we 'CARE' [img]http://img.dolaza.com/2/couples/couples2.gif[/img] EACH OTHER...:adore:
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:note:GUT EVENING:note:
╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)---
A famous inspirational speaker said:
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“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Awesome-Couple.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_17.jpg[/img]:rofl:
:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/I-cant-see-you-be-ruined.jpg[/img]:p[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/sport/judo-karate/funny_judo_karate_picture_11.jpg[/img]:hee::spin:
:o[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_14.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_11.jpg[/img]:$
:hee::rofl::hee::p:rofl::hee::rofl::hee:
:hee: don’t copy if u can’t paste:hee:
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Many wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.
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-----GOOD EVENING-----
---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)---
i'm so happy dat u r smiled bu ma words:smile:
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
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90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee:[img]http://www.desicomments.com/funnypics/funnydog75.jpg[/img]:hee:
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!".. :spin:
:hee:[img]http://friends18.com/img/baby-pictures/0430.jpg[/img]:spin:
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age :D
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Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting:,( this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:
:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
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WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD:)
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♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥
[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467137_12235400-happy-children-pround.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467098_263753-225615764139043-151love.jpg[/img]
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♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥
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♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥
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♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥
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So,value them n enlighten ur life...
HavE LoveLy tYm:)
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
---╰♡╮:heart::heart:╰♡╮---
Red is the symbol of love
:love:[img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2974.jpg[/img]:love:
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And the yellows talks of friendship
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The green tells of richness and progress
:money:[img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/1525.gif[/img]:money:
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The blue guarantees great at heart
:)[img]http://friends18.com/img/heart/0409.jpg[/img]:)
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The white symbol of peace and pure happiness
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There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..
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Wise thoughts:hee::rofl: :p u can follow:tappingfoot:
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1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.:hee:
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???:rofl:
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?:hee:
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!:rofl:
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!:hee:
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???:spin:
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:hee:[img]http://s273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/my99/profileabc/img/en-hn/scary/scary-6.gif[/img]gut night :sleeping:
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xnirx 12 years ago