Tanisha10 11 years ago HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt :p:p
xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
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:hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee:
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:rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
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:rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
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:rofl:SMILE:rofl:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
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:rofl:YAWN:rofl:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
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:rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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:rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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:rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
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:rofl:BOSS:rofl:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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:rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
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:rofl:DOCTOR:rofl:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
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:hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee:
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Tanisha10 11 years ago pm over:p:p
mai chale abi
see yew:o :o :o
xnirx 11 years ago
diLse kar k dekh:hee:
baki body vi vig jaye gi:p:hee::rofl:
accha ab mai chalta huuu:waveyellow:
xnirx 11 years ago
hospitaL q re:o:hee:
mai ek nice surgeon huuuuuuuu:love::rofl:
xnirx 11 years ago
count nhi kya:hee::rofl:
kya karuu billi ki daard mujhe nhi sehjata:love::hee::rofl:
xnirx 11 years ago
biLLiko maar:hee::rofl:
agLiiiii 27 tarikh ko:love::rofl:
Ace0426 11 years ago [b][size=24][color=#00aaaa]Hi, my friend. We may be miles apart but you know I'll always be remembering you, you're a precious gift from GOD that I will keep forever in my heart. Friends forever. Happy nEw yEar...with lOve and care frOm ace...[/color][/size][/b] :shy2:
Tanisha10 11 years ago pata chala tho
daru band:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
chal iss baat per 1 jam ho jaye:p:p:p:p
xnirx 11 years ago
ok to mar dallllllllll:p:hee::rofl: