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Tanisha10 11 years ago
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it ” Boss ” 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empt :p:p

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ :hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] :rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. [/b][/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :rofl:SMILE:rofl: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:YAWN:rofl: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. [/b][/size][/color][color=#ffc602][size=18] :rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl: The name men give to their mistakes. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. [/b][/size][/color][color=#d8d3bc][size=18] :rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:BOSS:rofl: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DOCTOR:rofl: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]

Tanisha10 11 years ago
pm over:p:p mai chale abi see yew:o :o :o

xnirx 11 years ago
diLse kar k dekh:hee: baki body vi vig jaye gi:p:hee::rofl: accha ab mai chalta huuu:waveyellow:

xnirx 11 years ago
hospitaL q re:o:hee: mai ek nice surgeon huuuuuuuu:love::rofl:

xnirx 11 years ago
count nhi kya:hee::rofl: kya karuu billi ki daard mujhe nhi sehjata:love::hee::rofl:

xnirx 11 years ago
biLLiko maar:hee::rofl: agLiiiii 27 tarikh ko:love::rofl:

Ace0426 11 years ago
[b][size=24][color=#00aaaa]Hi, my friend. We may be miles apart but you know I'll always be remembering you, you're a precious gift from GOD that I will keep forever in my heart. Friends forever. Happy nEw yEar...with lOve and care frOm ace...[/color][/size][/b] :shy2:

Tanisha10 11 years ago
pata chala tho daru band:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p chal iss baat per 1 jam ho jaye:p:p:p:p

xnirx 11 years ago
ok to mar dallllllllll:p:hee::rofl:

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