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343465 9 years ago
An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition.
He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he
asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology,
Psychology, Geography, Geology, or Criminology?"
The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on
the face of this Earth? you will die of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing...
After a while, the boat developed a fault and started
sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you
know Swimology and Escapology from
Crocodiology?"
The frightened tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "Well today you will
Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology.
I will not Helpology and you will Dieology. Because of
your Badmouthology."