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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡:heart:｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive. :hee: [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/51/8233ab4105406822fcb953f8a9b8a200.jpg[/img] :hee: So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? :hee: [img]http://im33.gulfup.com/Y9SS4.jpg[/img] :spin: Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.” :p [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6Cl9_Rs6jmw/UPzcCfz0L3I/AAAAAAAACyg/UyjXtdIlPpg/s1600/funnypicturescraps.blogspot.com.gif[/img] :p [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful. :note: [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2796.jpg[/img] :note: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡:heart:｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:rofl:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] I am the best, & I can prove it:$:hee: I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... :hee:I am the best:dance2: [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee::hee: [img]http://uppix.com/f-Funny450e91bc30011c76f.gif[/img] :p:p [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/5678abd92631ecef0162fc7e05164ad3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/02/223339/2233391.jpg[/img] :hee::hee: [img]http://i5.tagstat.com/image07/d/a33a/00zq055jqcW.gif[/img] :p:p :$Qualities a friend must have:$ :love:Cute as crocodile:love: :love:Smart as donkey:love: :love:Active as turtle:love: :love:Fit as hippo:love: :love:Matured as monkey:love: :love:Sincerity like dog:love: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :heart:No doubt you are my best friend:dance2: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
☆*:smile:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:smile:*☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00] What can be said in New rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? ,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/31/a175c06db9bed466531bf9136bd8abb0.gif[/img],★*”*★, [/size][/color][color=#c20000]The new come, the old go, We know we dream, we dream we know. ,★*”*★,[img]http://j6.tagstat.com/image04/8/d1e8/000r053Cd7E.jpg[/img],★*”*★, [/b][/size][/color][color=#d09537]We rise up laughing with the light, We lie down weeping with the night. ,★*”*★,[img]http://img1.123friendster.com/en/friendship/385.gif[/img],★*”*★, [/size][/color][color=#c20000]We hug the world until it stings, We curse it then and sigh for wings.:P ,★*”*★,[img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/04/88719/887191.jpg[/img],★*”*★, [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0] :hee:If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand?:o ,★*”*★,[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mNGU0hWSic8/TMk2yAljSpI/AAAAAAAAAIY/QOir_ZPUwj0/s1600/Funny4.gif[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tnitZAdI8Xc/T8IwJgwoXnI/AAAAAAAABG0/Jnq9Y3c3ZRM/s1600/funnypicturescraps.blogspot.com.gif[/img],★*”*★, [/size][/color][color=#c20000] :hee::rofl:Understand!:hee::rofl: ☆*:smile:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:smile:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ :hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] :rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. [/b][/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :rofl:SMILE:rofl: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:YAWN:rofl: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. [/b][/size][/color][color=#ffc602][size=18] :rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl: The name men give to their mistakes. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. [/b][/size][/color][color=#d8d3bc][size=18] :rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:BOSS:rofl: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DOCTOR:rofl: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]