OwnSkin

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰❤╮☆:rofl:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:$:rofl: [img]http://on1.picsrc.net/images/ytibu/4cc85e4848096bbd018b4de72081c15c.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :pTeacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”:p [img]http://www.myrecados.com/Imagens/Engracadas/images/f8.gif[/img] [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!:hee: [img]http://im32.gulfup.com/vcL2g.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee::shh: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :smile:SMILE:smile: Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy :smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :shy2:good night:sleeping: :hee: [img]http://i3.tagstat.com/image07/d/b040/004i054Pr10.gif[/img]:rofl: ╰❤╮☆:hee:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color]