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xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰❤╮☆:rofl:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:$:rofl: [img]http://on1.picsrc.net/images/ytibu/4cc85e4848096bbd018b4de72081c15c.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :pTeacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”:p [img]http://www.myrecados.com/Imagens/Engracadas/images/f8.gif[/img] [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!:hee: [img]http://im32.gulfup.com/vcL2g.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee::shh: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :smile:SMILE:smile: Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy :smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :shy2:good night:sleeping: :hee: [img]http://i3.tagstat.com/image07/d/b040/004i054Pr10.gif[/img]:rofl: ╰❤╮☆:hee:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡:heart:｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive. :hee: [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/51/8233ab4105406822fcb953f8a9b8a200.jpg[/img] :hee: So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? :hee: [img]http://im33.gulfup.com/Y9SS4.jpg[/img] :spin: Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.” :p [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6Cl9_Rs6jmw/UPzcCfz0L3I/AAAAAAAACyg/UyjXtdIlPpg/s1600/funnypicturescraps.blogspot.com.gif[/img] :p [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful. :note: [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2796.jpg[/img] :note: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡:heart:｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ❤¸.•°*”˜[img]http://i1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh524/melissa2029/follow-your-dreams-1.jpg[/img]˜”*°•.¸❤ "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!" ❤¸.•°*”˜[img]http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab206/MAISEN_bucket/Decorated%20images/dreams-1-1-1.jpg[/img]˜”*°•.¸❤ [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] This world is full of people who are willing to dream, but only a confident few will actually go in the direction of their dreams. Are you one who just exists with a creative well inside, or are you one who is willing to go confidently in the direction of your dreams? [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Many people take a step or two in the direction of their dreams. Just as there are many who read these inspirational posts, only a few of you will take what you learn from them, and apply them in your life to actually achieve success. The question is, which are you? One who just feeds with no deposit of actual action in your life, or are you one who feeds on inspiration, and knowledge to help you take further steps in the pursuit of your own happiness or dreams? [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Every dream should be a dream in which you are desperate to achieve, a dream in which you are desperate for more, MOVE FORWARD!:) Sweet Dreams:note: [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=24] ❤¸.•°*”˜[img]http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y469/ChengWenQi_wallpaper/Vintage%20Times/VintageTown.jpg[/img]˜”*°•.¸❤ "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!" ❤¸.•°*”˜[img]http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af235/jacky235_2009/Winter/winterkrabbel4.png[/img]˜”*°•.¸❤ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ═╰♡╮╰★╮❤[img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497169_life-quotes-graphics-01.gif[/img]❤╰★╮╰♡╮═ ❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤ Don't ask what the meaning of life is... We define it ..... ❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] What will our life mean by the time it is over with? Will we leave behind a great legacy, a legacy full of success, full of stories that will make us laugh, stories that will make us cry, and stories that will make us believe that anything, absolutely, anything is possible??? [img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497171_original1.jpg[/img][img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497170_original-7.jpg[/img][img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497168_original.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] if we are willing to put forth the effort, and never give up on life? Or will our legacy consist of a mundane lifestyle in which its author made little to no attempt to juicy up his or her narrative. [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] We all have a choice. Every day is a day in which we can consistently decide if we want to work our hardest to make some changes to this world. [img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497176_original-6.jpg[/img][img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497172_original-2.jpg[/img][img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497174_original-4.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] What mark will we leave on the world by the time we are gone? Will we make an effort to leave on at all? GUD EVENING WITh INSPiraTION:p:shy2: ═╰♡╮╰★╮❤[img]http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i497169_life-quotes-graphics-01.gif[/img]❤╰★╮╰♡╮═ welcome:) [/b][/size][/color]