The Machiavellian Death Machine: 999 - Wicked when I do a handstand. ;-) Male,41,,Sydney So… Here you are, in my neck of the woods… Scary place… Not sure why you’d come snooping about here… But anyway… I am Pablo THE Cruiser! Avery own HOMEGROWN Hero!
I was born in England, about 22 years ago… Raised in New Zealand… Currently residing in Australia…
By day I am a ‘Specialised Helpdesk Technician’.
But by night I roam the streets sniffing out and fighting CRIME in all shapes and sizes… You may see me sneaking through the shadows... Or rolling past at snails pace in my spiffy Cruizer of DOOM! Decked out in my sparkly LIME GREEN leotard… Brandishing my LIME GREEN fairy wand… Creating all sorts of CRIME fighting extravaganza! Nothing brings a smile to my face more than putting an end to local CRIME!
I am currently seeking a SIDEKICK and would love to see any applicants that think they would do well fighting CRIME…
Well... anyway… I’m not too bad, most the time… Generally most people ignore me after about 3 weeks, 2 days and 17 hours…tsk… I try to be easy going most of the time and I try to help out when I can… (Most of the time he’s a complete GIT – honest). I tend to always laugh… Even in the worst situations… (Dude is that guy dead? HAH either that or he’s covered in tomato sauce… Dude what… Er… I want some tomatoes?) When I’m not laughing… I’m usually doing things to make other people laugh… (At himself really) even at the cost of my own pride, if I see someone sad I’ll try to make them smile and laugh… Anyway, I don’t want to ramble on about myself and make me seem like something I’m not…. (Nah he loves it really, never fucking shuts his mouth)…
So, if by this point you’re even still around (you poor bastard)... Feel free to send me a message and any applications… (Don’t worry he isn’t expecting any) My Corporate Monkeys and/or Executive Penguins will sort through all applicants and those that pass stage one will be messaged by one of my ‘trained vocal Monkeys and/or vocal Penguins’… The losers will be filed with the "bills" (Burned in a trashcan).
Thank you… Come again!
- Tho
,Sydney